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Posted by Leeuna Foster
I made a huge mistake the other day. (Yes, even I, in all my perfection, am capable of making one of these...)
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Posted by Darlene Zagata
I've never really thought of myself as being funny. I don't have much of a sense of humor at all. My ex-husband used to tell me dumb jokes all the time and I didn't laugh, not even to be polite like everyone else would do. Yet the strange thing is that people who've read some of my life stories have found them to be hilarious. I'm not sure if that's good or bad considering those stories actually happened.
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Posted by Timothy Ward
I bought a coloring book yesterday from Wal-Mart. I hadn't colored in years and I got the strange urge to out of the blue. I also bought a 24-pack of Crayola crayons. The box says they are non-toxic which is a relief. I just wonder who sells the toxic crayons and how they compare in price to the crayons I bought. Some people may consider having a radioactive glow about them the same color as the crayon they justed used to be a great feature for which they would gladly pay extra.
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Posted by Greg Gagliardi
The new year is approaching us, and that means that most people are thinking about the resolution that sounds the most impressive to others and yet is also simultaneously the easiest to break. Meanwhile, I am thinking about some changes that I believe can benefit society -- and trust me, I know a lot about society. Or maybe it's Monopoly. Well, I know a lot about whatever it is that makes you pay an electric bill...
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Posted by Lance Winslow
Do you ever wonder why we have not caught up with the chief International Terrorist who caused the 911 Attacks on the United States of America yet? Well I heard it thru the grape vine that Osama bin Laden is dressing like a woman and has gotten a boob job. I was told by a very reliable source; A Homeless Guy named Jimmy Something who was trying to get a ride at a Travel Center in Albuquerque and hanging out in the Professional Truck Driver Lounge.
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Posted by Rev. James L. Snyder
Throughout the year, many days of celebration are tucked capriciously into the calendar. So much so, it is hard to find any day of the year where something or someone is not being observed, which has benefited the greeting card company, you can be sure. I'm not positive, but I think they've had a great deal to do with designating these days.
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Posted by Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
Apple computer, fresh from opening a new retail store in the Big Apple, headed next to the Mexican border.
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Posted by Rev. James L. Snyder
Tuesday last I awoke from my nightly slumber with terrific pain in my chest, much like an elephant break-dancing on my chest. It was painful just to breathe, but like the trooper I am, I shrugged it off and set about my daily routine. Rather than improving, the pain intensified.
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